Wednesday, November 12, 2008

FUNNY HAHA? OR FUNNY HELL YEAH?

I think it is important that fans of Heavy Metal not take themselves too seriously, otherwise, how do you explain GWAR?
Humour is a crucial component to being human, and so even metalheads know how to laugh at themselves. So, in comedic spirit I present you, the reader with a brief selection of amusing clips of heavy metal just not taking itself too seriously for once. Additionally, I did some digging and the classic Heavy Metal mockumentary "This is Spinal Tap" is available on the Forge-Tube in its entirety. So sit back, relax, enjoy the ride on this comedy rollercoaster, and until next time, keep those horns high!
Meshuggah Baby, the youngest metalhead known to man
Comedian Brian Posehn-"Metal by Numbers"
Jim Breuer Sings New Metallica Song!
Stand-Up Comedian Pablo Francisco talks about Death Metal
Cookie Monster Metal
Growl Metal Karaoke
Heavy Metal Farmer
European Metal Commercial
KFC Goes Black Metal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO1rYr4BXAI
...and finally the Crown Jewel of the lot!
Justin Timberlake Metal Cover



Tuesday, November 11, 2008

HEADS, STOP YOUR BANGIN, AND BOW THEM IN REMEMBRANCE

Growing up in a military family I know a thing or two about the personal sacrifices members of our Canadian Armed Forces give each and every day, so that way I can exercise my personal freedoms. Just about every member of my family is in the military and in my teenage years I had the opportunity whilst living in Germany to visit every place Canadians fought and died in WWI and WWII in the European theatre. From Dieppe to Vimy Ridge to the Somme and everything in between, I began to understand what it truly meant to be a hero and how brutal and costly war can be. I also visited places like Krakow and Auschwitz, places of immense death and suffering, the soot still stains the fences and barbed wire of Auschwitz black.

It is because of being at these historic places and seeing these sights that the phrase "Lest We Forget" has serious significance for me personally. Most Canadians however do not even know why it is we fought or more disconcerting where and when. Place the blame wherever you like, but thats not the point I am trying to make today. No matter your level of understanding of the day, just pay your respects to those who fought, people you never met, or ever will know but mark my words they affected the way in which you live your life today.

Every metal fan knows that war is a common theme in their music, speaking moreso about the atrocities committed than glorifying it as something 'cool". A good example is Slayer's song "Angel of Death". It talks about those that suffered at Auschwitz.

Like Remembrance Day, some Heavy Metal keeps our history alive, making sure the wrongs of yesteryear do not happen again because remember...

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
-George Santayana (1863-1952)

Some songs in Remembrance of those who came before us.

A short tribute to Canadian troops set to Metallica's song "One"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLOSo5Ki39o

A Remembrance day tribute set to Iron Maiden's "These Colours Don't Run"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xVue2kx1G8
System of a Down's song "Soldier Side" a little more on the American side but the lyrics and video run true for anyone who has a loved one in the Armed Forces.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8YluAMCRT8

Monday, November 10, 2008

IRAQI METAL LIVES ON


It has been five years since Heavy Metal music last graced the city of Baghdad when Acrassicauda played a hotel gig under extreme security. (For More details on that band's struggle in Pre/Post War Iraq, see Heavy Metal in Baghdad in the Forge-Tube)
Now, like the titanium clad, bullet ridden, phoenix rising from the ashes it is, Iraqi metal is back and better than ever. Gracing a crowd of 250 headbanging fans from the area, Brutal Impact and Dog Faced Corpse tore up their modest venue literally and showed everyone the resilience and strength heavy metal can give to a people who have long suffered at the hands of tyranny. To any Iraqi that may read this, and to all metal heads, keep the horns high!
An MSNBC report on the event

Thursday, November 6, 2008

TRUE "BLACK" METAL

In the aftermath of the historic election recently that makes Barack Obama America's next president, a lot of discussion surrounding race has come to the surface. Race should never play a factor in a modern world full of multicultural nations but regrettably it does, and despite some noble efforts over time, racism is certainly not a thing of the past.

Some of these discussions I have seen, read and heard about race recently, sound a lot like discussions people have had with me, about how Heavy Metal being a racist artform and is a music exclusive to white people. Those that know metal know that this is not true, but you would be surprised how many people, particularily in visible minority groups that believe this prejudice fantasy.
Music is truly an international language, so it should not surprise you that metal music exists in just about every culture there is on this planet. For the purposes of this article I will simply confine my examples to those artists of African descent (For a broader view of the international metal scene, watch Global Metal, a documentary available in the Forge-Tube, a link is located on the right hand sidebar of this page).

Artists of African descent are thought of as rappers and reggae artists and nothing more by the undereducated and xenophobic. Just because an artist comes from one race or another does not make them better or segregated to one style of music or another. So, if education is the cure for this racist pandemic then I suggest you use only a No. 2 pencil, open your mind to a blank page and prepare to be schooled, because class is in session!

Metal groups that contain members of African descent include:
1. SEVENDUST: Lajon Witherspoon (vocals)
The group flying under the banner Sevendust since 1998 has played with some of the industry giants like now deceased guitar shredder and Pantera God, Dimebag Darrell, Korn, Godsmack, and Metallica. Up and coming artists even list them as being their inspiration behind their own unique visions.
"Black"- song inspired by Lajon's personal struggles growing up with racism.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O90WBpvlNk
"Praise"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXnQZUOlYws
2.GOD FORBID: Byron Davis (vocals), Cory Pierce (drums)
These New Jersey thrash metallers lead the way for the New Wave of American Metal and after much touring finally recieved acclaim in 2006, when their song "To the Fallen Hero," won the Independent Music Award for Best Hard Rock/Heavy Metal Song.
"To the Fallen Hero"- the award winning song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMwhJ6JV25Y
"The End of the World"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0273mpIw6F4
3. SKINDRED: Benji Webbe (vocals)
Appropriately calling themselves "Ragga Metal" this band hails from Newport, Wales and using Benji's Rastafarian inspired vocal style has made them standout in a sea of cookie monster growls that seems to be overtaking the genre. So much so that they toured with the likes of HIM, Soulfly, Breaking Benjamin, Korn, Papa Roach and fellow listers, Sevendust. More recently they teamed up with Bullet for my Valentine for their Scream! Aim! Fire! tour in 2008.
"Nobody"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRY31d55HSM
"Rat Race"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-kmLkfFrtU

4. WICKED WISDOM: Jada Pinkett-Smith (vocals) Rio Lawrence (Bass)
Most find it surprising that the "Fresh Prince's" bride is a metal artist, even when they formed up in Los Angeles in 2003 not many knew what to make of her or her group. Among their accolades are playing the "Rock the Vote" tour, opening for Britney Spears European tour that same year and in 2005 becoming a fixture on the second stage of Ozzfest. An album rumoured to be named "Wrath of the Wicked" is expected out in 2009.
"Something Inside of Me"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA4T77EuzGk
"Bleed All Over Me"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhNQKGq4QZw
I hope those changed altogether if not at least skewed your perspective on the metal scene in general.

In the meantime, whether your black, white, brown, vermillion, teal or clad in steel, keep those horns high!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

THE SOFTER SIDE OF HEAVY METAL

Pop quiz hot shot. You love your Heavy Metal any way you can get it, but your significant other is more mainstream and cannot enjoy it the same way you can and it has caused some unwanted tension in an otherwise unblemished relationship. What do you do? What do you do?

First, you excuse me for that obscure mid-90's movie reference. Next, you have to find a way to compromise, you want to spend time with the important person in your life but you don't want to have to sacrifice things that interest you, namely your metal. The first thing you have to do is drop your macho guard down a little and start to expand your repertoire outside your usual Metallica, Motorhead, Black Sabbath, and AC/DC palette.

Metal is so diverse that it almost has a hand in any other musical form and has influences from just about every other genre of music as well. Remember its roots came from Blues, Jazz, Rock and Classical (for more info on metals origins, check out the documentary Metal: A Headbangers Journey in the ForgeTube section of the site).

So, if you found yourself in this predicament or perhaps just want to listen to something new and expand your Metal library try these bands and artists on for size. There are many more groups or individual artists that could fit the bill as being on the lighter side, for now here's a taste. More artists will be added and reviewed on here as time goes by...


In the meantime, keep those horns up


METAL BANDS THAT ARE A LITTLE BIT ON THE SOFTER SIDE:

1.APOCALYPTICA:
These Finnish musicians got their first bit of exposure playing Metallica covers (among others) on their four cellos. Completely instrumental, sometimes they team up with other artists to add drums, guitar or even vocals to their songs.
Cover of "One" by Metallica
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JjQGt7WjK0
S.O.S. featuring Cristina Scabbia of Lacuna Coil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WHEqpoADTY

2.HAGGARD:
These Germans originally started out as a Death Metal band, but then radically changed their style to include Progressive, Folk, and Doom Metal elements. They still incorporate guttural vocals, however, they do balance well with the operatic vocalist and orchestra.
Per Aspera Ad Astra "Through the hardships to the Stars" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ2Y9_MwiE8
All'inizio E La Morte
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKDrtq0dyZw

3. Lacuna Coil:
Italian gothic metal group, with harmonious balance of male and female lead singers, they've received some notoriety in part from the Guitar Hero series of games. The female lead singer, Cristina Scabbia has had many pair ups with various different groups and/or artists, a prime example being Apocalyptica, the first entry on this list.
Swamped
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly9E30Hc5pg
Closer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6gFJogLJ_g
Megadeth:A Tout La Monde ft. Cristina Scabbia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn01nSG4cvU